Album Notes - Fiona Apple - Fetch the Bolt Cutters

Dispatches from the Highlands

News from CannaTown
Printed bi-monthly in CANNAPAGES Print directory
$4.20 Cents

There are two things the world appears in agreement on right now: 
1) Quarantine sucks
2) Fiona Apple's new album kicks ass

While I'm not one to mathematically quantify a piece of music, it is notable how many reviews are handing Fetch the Bolt Cutters the elusive perfect score. Personally, I will say it is a captivating ride from start to finish, and undoubtedly one of the best things my ears have heard this year.  

It's hard to believe Fetch the Bolt Cutters is only Apple's fifth album since she burst onto the scene in 1996. It's just as easy to forget she was then only 17. Let the storytelling New York City native engross you on a musical journey that shifts from grandiose and expansive to rudimentary and unadorned, often within the same song. Throughout, her voice is dripping with passion, whether by means of lyrical content or vocal dexterity. The binding force of Fetch the Bolt Cutters is Apple's unbridled ambition. Bonus points for its title also doubling as a perfect metaphorical remedy for this quarantine.

More Dispatches

So you’re in this smaking circle too, huh?

So you’re in this smaking circle too, huh?

March 12, 2019

Hey, duder, what’s up. How do you know Joe? Awesome. Wild man, yea, we probably…

Album Notes - Kokoko! - Fongola

Album Notes - Kokoko! - Fongola

July 15, 2019

What kind of bullshit locution is "world music" anyway? As opposed to what…

How To Order Munchies Like a Pro: From the Secret Menu

How To Order Munchies Like a Pro: From the Secret Menu

April 20, 2020

One of the best things about stokin’ your toke is the go-for-broke feast…

Sign up

Removing Forum Post

Are you sure?

You must be logged in, in order to check out. The login button below will redirecct you back to this menu once done.

Your Order

Are you sure you wish to cancel your order?

What time will this order be ready?

Coupon Adjust